stuff that is cool

-do wheelies. any kind of bike works but harleys get the best results 

-wear sunglasses. because woman respect a man who protects his eyes from uv rays 

- open doors for them. even automatic doors, you make sure you step in front of her and activate the motion sensor so she doesnt have to. thats called being a gentleman you fucking slob 

-lie constantly, about everything, even your name and age. keep that slut on her toes!

-do push ups at every opportunity. if your to much of a sissy to do push ups  then go around the corner for a while and try to work up a sweat. then come back in a bit and say you did like 30 push ups. or… something

-always, ALWAYS ask to see a wine list. no matter where you are. and then when you get the wine list look at and say “oh no no no none of this will do” 

-woman need to see that your dominant and shit so anytime any other guy looks at her OR touches her you have to get in a fight with that guy. they love that 

-write them beautiful poetry. remember all the good poems rhyme so try to compare her to something thats easy to rhyme with. something like “your as beautiful as a new hat, and your totally not fat, i really like your cat, etc etc

then she is basically putty in your hands and you can like, touch her boobs and stuff