stuff that is cool

for a while now iv been writing down all the grand realizations that i always seem to forget the next morning so i guess ill write down my favorite ones right here. for you. cuz like i like you like you……ER WHATEVER NEVERMIND

-are pies giant tarts or are tarts tiny pies

-santa is a north pole wizard

-they used to dress criminals as zebras

-if someone called me a cracker i would be alright with it because i would love to swim in soup

-my hair is a nest for my head and i LOVE IT